An Australian company is selling carbon credits to make up for farting pets and people. (We agonized over that sentence, but it is what it is).
For just $27, Easy Being Green will sell you enough carbon credits to offset your dog’s annual anal methane production. Making your cat carbon neutral is a bargain at just $6.
And if you’re looking for a special anniversary or birthday gift, imagine how happy your loved one will be knowing that you spent US$16 to offset two years worth of their personal trouser trumpet production.
AlGore must be proud...or jealous that he didn't think of this first.
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